See more ideas about Bones funny, Funny quotes, Humor. you are old; Nature in you stands on the very verge Of her confine: you should be rul’d and led By some discretion that discerns your state Better than you yourself. Discover and share Old age Quotes. I say it's more about the state of your body. ~~ Age is a number, old is in your head. Here are a few funny quotes about getting older from the author over at just some stuff i wrote down on Facebook. Top 10 Old Age Quotes - with quotes by Mark Twain, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Confucius, Aristotle and more ... Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing.

“ People say that age is just a state of mind.

and if you don’t mind. Regrets and fears belong in the past. The largest collection of age one-line jokes in the world. The quick witted are able to take it in the comic sense. Alfred Lord Tennyson (1809-1892) Alfred Lord Tennyson (1809-1892) I like this quote as an opening to my lecture on aging and work. – Knut Hamsun; The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

This means that there are a lot of great quotes about aging by a bunch of smart guys and gals who also dealt with the unstoppable march of time. Old age is just a record of one's whole life. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous quotes about age.

It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator. Some of the best, wittiest, and most humorous quotations in the English language are quotations about age, childhood, adolescence, middle age, and old age—most of all about growing old! 539 quotes have been tagged as old-age: Herbert Hoover: ‘Older men declare war. Alonso Of Aragon Count your blessings for your age, as there are many who never get the opportunity. go to sweetly the days and enjoy the hours without thinking age. At 18 yrs of age, we can’t wait to be 21; legally able to purchase and consume alcoholic beverages. ~~~ Age does not determine who’s right, it only determines who’s left! Old Age Sayings and Quotes. Dont Worry About Old Age Because A When You Become Senile You Wont Know It Anonymous. Muhammad Ali.

Find ones that are funny, ones that talked about age does not matter, ones that are inspirational. An age of poverty. ~~~ Age is a matter of mind. Funny Old Age Quotes and quotes about turning old. Curated by: Tammy Lamoureux from lamourfoto.com. it don’t matter !! All sorted from the best by our visitors. 32. He had his fatal stroke actually when he was trying to get his new riding lawnmower to work! for all this accumulated wisdom.

I hope you like some of them. 34. 'I'm to old too start something new', or, 'I couldn't learn that at my age.' It is one of the most difficult and precious times of the life. Shan andres, India, 30.04.17 at 6.00 am Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all kinds of vicissitudes and disappointments, trials and illnesses. Funny Quotes About Old Age Growing Old Quotes Alzheimers Disease Quotes Retirement Quotes Positive Old Age Quotes Old Age Quotes And Sayings Death Quotes Old Wisdom Age Quotes Birthday Quotes Life Quotes Old Age Quotes For Women Abraham Lincoln Quotes. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.

Here are a few funny aging quotes to keep you young at heart. Great quotes and sayings to share with children, adults and adolescents. Age is definitely a state of mind!